rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

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this next month on Tumblr is gonna be awful

socialjusticeteruteru:

i do not like them sam i am

i do not like

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dannyaviclan:

*after I give someone a blowjob*

well that’s the end of this blowjob remember to rate the blowjob comment the blowjob and subscribe if you wanna have blowjobs similar to this one see ya

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dootlock:

Having to look good for work part II: Critics agree that it’s even better than the original!

Timestamp: 1412125804

dootlock:

Having to look good for work part II: Critics agree that it’s even better than the original!

look at me with my Goodwill $4 dress shirts :-)

Having to look good for work part II: Critics agree that it’s even better than the original!

Timestamp: 1412109501

Having to look good for work part II: Critics agree that it’s even better than the original!